Friday, March 09, 2007

Types of girlfriends

In a rather pathetic attempt to escape school work, I will blog.

I have only thought about blogging (about this topic) today but the idea have been floating around for a while...

There are 2 distinct kinds of girlfriends one can get.

One of them looks like this:

GF 1
The other looks like this:
GF 2
Due to my rather ugly msword drawings, I shall elaborate further on the GFs.
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GF 1 is rather plain looking (normal people you see on the streets or the extras walking around on channel 8 shows). She's the sort of girl you can be really good friends with, but you wouldn't date (or say you wouldn't date). She doesn't have many suitors.
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GF 2 is usually above average looking or considered good looking. She might not be drop dead gorgeous, but she is possibly the most attractive girl in class, on the MRT train, at your work place. She usually has a couple of suitors and guys want to be her friend.
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These GFs are sort of modelled after real life couples I've encountered. But relax, I'm sure you are not one of these people. =) =) *peace*
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Assumption: Everyone has a great personality.
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BF 1s, boyfriends of GF 1s, are usually rather decently nice to their GFs. But they don't seem to be oh-so-proud of their partners. On facebook/friendster, one hardly sees pictures of GF 1 on BF 1's site. BF 1 usually thinks his gf is nice and he can marry her, yada yada, but that's it. BF 1 doesn't carry pictures of GF 1 in his wallet. He doesn't steal glances at his GF 1 or notice how beautiful she is. He might tell her that she looks good, but he doesn't mean it 100%. He might have a soft spot for better looking girls, he just doesn't tell his gf about it.
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BF 2s, boyfriends of GF 2s, are usually the opposite of BF 1s. He is the guy who goes on and on about how pretty his gf is even though no one is interested. His friends talk among themselves about how unfair the world is: Why BF 2, of all people, have a pretty gf. He carries her picture in his wallet and likes to "stamp his name on her head" to show that she is attached. (This will fend off other random suitors.) You see her picture on his friendster/facebook. He is frequently afraid that he will lose GF 2 to other guys.
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Everyone guy wants a GF 2, even though they don't mention it. (Disclaimer: some guys might classify GF1s as GF2s. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.) They usually end up with a GF 1 when they figure out they can't get a GF 2, or when they fall in love with someone's personality. (Though evolution normally doesn't work that way -> Attractive people look more healthy, thus, better genes!)
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But couples normally fall between the spectrum of GF1/BF1 & GF2/BF2. So maybe people are not that superficial after all. Heck. They are. I've heard one too many: I wouldn't date girls more than 50kg. Hai.. Why are people so superficial.. I don't know. I am too.
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Side note: I just bought some Eyes Lips Face makeup yesterday and they have been SHIPPED! Hurray! I got to be vain vain. Because the world requires me to be. =)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

strikingly lucid. plus i love the drawings lol.