Brilliant.
Of course, as with everything else in life, it is also partially my fault. Darn carelessness and stupidity and letting your guard down in school and trusting the kindness of human nature. I forgot that I was in New York.
Anyway, probability states that it is very rare for someone to be 'robbed' twice. I hope this will be my one and only robbery incident in New York.
I'm going to be in New York for 4 years. Does that make me true New Yorker?
- Been 'kiap4' by subway train
- Harassed by madmen (too many times)
- Proposition to by taxi drivers, bus drivers
- Random dirty tissue flew in my face (same day as the larceny)
- Hit by mystery water from above (too many times)
- Random guy grabbed my arm and said: I have something to tell you
- Steered a NYC ferry around Manhattan (with a pervy captain, urgh)
- Cursed at by strangers (too many times)
- Shouted at for being in the middle of the intersection by a cop (yes, this is my fault)
- Scolded by waitress for not tipping enough
- Jumping the subway turnstiles (darn subway machine is not working)
1 comment:
I think you're not cynical enough.
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